Don't call the doctor, I don't need no medication: Archive

Don't call the doctor, I don't need no medication

February 2012

mychemicalnachos: when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

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cuz we some classy mother fuckers.

me when I go out: I should've stayed home

me when I stay home: I should've gone out

me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days

me: are those brownies

I need to pack.

like-breathing: But Idk if I possess the capabilities at the moment.

setbabiesonfire: Some people deserve jail time for how fucking stupid they are.

I feel like death.

But don’t worry, I’m coming to school tomorrow anyway. Everyone should bring me coffee and flowers. Yes. No, I’m just kidding. But seriously I do not want to spend however many hours on a bus feeling like shit in the presence of a bunch of obnoxious teenage girls. Not looking forward to that.

ivanoooze: i don’t feel like going to school i don’t feel like living why can’t i just be a dolphin